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Posted by John Lockwood on September 8th, 2006

“It’s been my policy to view the Internet not as an ‘information highway,’ but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.” -Mike Royko, as quoted on Instructional Resources for Chemistry Educators.

So if you’re reading this, whether you consider yourself Napoleon or Jesus, I welcome you.

I know you’re not really either. I know everything, because I’m god.

No, I’m not. Had you going there for a minute, didn’t I?

Anyway, bad jokes or not, sometimes I really do feel like this asylum atomosphere has a depressive influence. I think that the ethernet packets are leaking, and some unhealthy miasms are getting me.

Stupid miasms.